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Okay.. I'm going to give everybody a turn at the computer
here so they can tell you the things that make them happy!
I'll wait and go last... *kitty grins* ... "CATS RULE.. and DOGS DROOL!"
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Ty Grrr.. Thomas... You two quit fighting right now.. *kitty growls*.. *Kids....sheesh* Ty Grrr
you go first.. Yes.. Mr. Frisky Sir... *turning kitty head and rolling kitty eyes.. and then..Sticking my tounge out at Thomas* Hi Everone..Ty Grrr. ..here... (that's Ty for short) .. Let's see.. *taps paws on keyboard and swishes tail* Okay .. My Favorite things are.. "chasing little plastic balls with bells in them" "Eating Bugs" "trying to get into the fridge That's where they keep the REAL FOOD!!" "Having my ears cleaned with Q-tips.. *KITTY HEAVEN PURRS*" "Playing with the big Kitties..even when they don't want me too!" uh..speaking of.. give me just one second..*runs back in line and gives Grandma Brandy a pop* *Wicked kitty grins* "chasing the ball in the donut thingy" "attacking the Bird-on-a-stick ![]() "Eating... Eating.. and More EATING!!" "Catnip....the ultimate kitty treat!" "Chewing on Plastic Straws!! the best part is the challange of getting them out of the cup without getting wet" "Did I mention EATING??" yeah.. I did didn't I? *kitty blush* "And then I think we all just love Laying in the SUNSHINE" ..*kitty applause and cheers from everyone* |
HEY!! MY TURN!!! .. *Thomas pounces on Ty Grrr's back* BOYS!!!.. CUT IT OUT!!..Being a Dad is so hard!!.. *shakes head* MY TURN .. MY TURN!!. Hi everyone.. Thomas here.. (Tommy to my family) .. *sheesh* . thought that Ty Grrr was Never gonna finish.. All those things that Ty Grrr said he liked are fine and great.. well except for the Q-Tip Thingy .. *kitty shudders* But.. My favorite thing.. is Running.. Running all over the house.. .. Up here.. down there.. EVERYWHERE.. *exhausted kitty smiles* Attacking things that pop out from under the covers.. I know they are fingers or toes.. but ..ya know.. they look just like ![]() And Then.. of course.. there is Crawling into Dark Creepy Places.. Like Under covers.. Under Furniture.. The Dark places are the best!! especially the WARM DARK PLACES! I also LOVE IT when Grandma Brandy lets me get close.. *heavenly purrs* I love my Grandma Brandy Okay..I GOT A GO RUN!!.. *KITTY ZOOOOOOMs* |
looking for my
brush Has anyone seen my hair brush?? .. *Ty Grrr shouts* No Missy Clairise I haven't seen it any where. Drat.. I hate talking to a crowd when my hair is messed up.. but I guess I don't have a choice right now.. To me there are only two things in life Really worth while, Getting your hair brushed.. *femine purrrrs* And chewing on Plastic wrap *mmmmmmmmm ..yummy* But I do have to admit that I do like that ball in the donut thing and the bird on a stick.. that is if the two little brats will ever let me play with it! |
First of all.. I didn't have this
damn Surgery to be called Grandma by anyone.. *growling in my
usual ol'lady fashion* I'm old.. I'm tired.. I don't want any
young whippersnappers bugging me.. Okay well that Frisky fella isn't so bad.. he's been pretty dang nice to me since he done went and Growed up But to me.. the only things I want is Fresh food A plastic bag to lick A human to cuddle with and sometimes that Frisky fella and a clean Litter box *pops Ty Grrr and Thomas* Will you two please get the heck out a here and let an ol' Lady go back to sleep.. *frustrated kitty growls* |
Finally my turn... Well I'm sort of like the Dad around here.. The youngsters don't have anyone else around here to show them what's what.. like I finally taught that silly Tommy that if you JUMP really high.. you can catch the bird on the stick.. It just doesn't pay to wait for it to land! I also like to sit here on top of the puter.. there are strange things in here and sometimes I have to protect my owner and attack them I also love to snuggle when it's cold.. and I love my job of Waking the kid!! It's the best job and always get's me lots of lovin.. I do love my Morning Loving!! and I know your gonna thing this is strange.. but I love LOLLYPOPS!!! *licking lips kitty style* |
Allright Kittys .. let a real dog in.. Okay.. So someday I wanna be a real dog.. Just like My Buddy Shadow! What do I love.. I Love Going to Waco and visiting my Uncle Doggys Shadow and Clem..I mean Lucky.. we call him Clem cause he thinks EVERYTHING IS HIS! *sheesh* I also like going to Waco cause they feed me tons of Leftovers and table scraps *yummmmy .. doggy gurgles* Definition of a doggy gurgle from my owner: a gurgle is sort of a cross between a growl, a snarl and a purrr.. it looks vicious but it's stupids way of letting you know he wants something I love fetching Barking at Nothing Shredding tissues destroying the cats toys and Playing Fetch |