Frisky! The Mighty Hunter! and Protector of the Realm!!



            I Frisky the Mighty Hunter and Protector of the Household have once again Rendered the house Safe from Danger!
            What Danger you ask? Well Let me tell you... It all started late the other night.. I walked into the kitchen while making one of my numerous inspections, when low and behold, the dog food started calling me names!!
            Well I'll let you know. I gave that dog food what for! I took every single piece on!. And now as I survey the house. I see the remains of the enemy scattered everwhere!..
            YES! Being protector of the Realm is a tough JOB!.

            But the night was young, and later on that night, in that very same kitchen mind you, I found something lurking on the counter! I couldn't believe my eyes?. What in the world? Is it a ??
            *I shook my head* It can't be??
            .Did I just see that just move?.. OH MY GOD! THE PAPER TOWELS ARE ALIVE!!!! YIKES!! So I killed the entire bloody roll!
            It was hard work. Cause every time I looked over at it, it would move again!
            Paper towels were proving to be a much tougher advisary than the dog food was!
            But finally come morning as the Humans of the house were awaking, I managed to kill the final piece of the paper towels!
            My Humans must have been so proud of me! Because she made this funny kind of Purring sound when she got up! It sounded something like
            this,
            " heheheeheheheheheheheeheheheheheheehehee "!
            And again I survyed the home! Dead dog food, and Paper towel guts as far as the eye could see!. but...
            THE HOUSEHOLD WAS SAFE AND ALL WAS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD AGAIN! *PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*