A Kitty's work is Never Done! my Jobs around the house!


          These are a list of my duties around the house!

          1. Wake up the household!
          My Kid's Mom.. She's easy.. all I have to do is bite her on the lip and she wakes up to pet me! *happy Kitty smiles*
          My kid however.. is another story! To wake her I lick.. nibble.. attack.. purr.. and touch her with cold paws! And IF I'm lucky she'll wake up and pet me! Sometimes it takes starting a kitty war with Brandy on the bed.. that one almost always works!!

          2. Rescue my owner's mom from the ringing machine!
          every day the ringing machine rings.. and there is a a little box.. where I hear my owner's mom's voice.. I run over and hit the buttons and try to rescue her .. but it doesn't seem to work.. but some how she gets out and comes back in through the front door! *curious look*

          3. I've become a Daddy .. well okay.. They're adopted but they are all mine... and don't you forget it!!
          *Proud Daddy Kitty Purrs*

          4. Making sure when the litter box is changed that the new cat litter is added just right.

          5. Sitting on the computer making sure that My Owner isn't doing anything on their she shouldn't.. and occaisionally pissing her off by waving my tail in front of the screen..

          6. To jump on the counter and pretend to be a BADDDD BOY.. *kitty grins* ..I still love to be picked up by the scruff of the neck *SUPER LOUD PURRS*

          The boys have Jobs too

          1. Ty Grrr and Tommy both have to make sure that Sam is late for school by attacking her shoelaces while she tries to tie them.

          2. It's Ty Grrr's job to just do silly things.. and make everyone laugh when they are having a bad morning.. His favorite trick is to reach through the doggy gate and drink out of the dogs water bowl Mike has to "semi kenneled" in the kitchen or he SHREDS everything in site.. *silly dog but he does it by stretching his paw through.. dipping it in the water.. and licking it off his paw... *shaking head* I told him not to take lessons from Clairise.. she's crosseyed.. and sometime she does that so she won't get dunked..*hysterical kitty laughter* SPLLOOOOSHHH

          3. It's Tommy's job to make sure the laundry gets done twice.. One way or another.. he usually gets in trouble when it's THE OTHER WAY

          Everyones Job:

          We all have the Job of Making sure the Garage is BUG FREE.. but I still don't understand why they get upset when we bring them into the rest of the house to kill them..
          so what if one or two usually get away?? .. we find them again! Even Mike helps with bugs..he destroys the spiders!.. *kitty squeels* we don't like spiders

          . this list is constantly growing..

          Note from Owner: wish they would learn to do housework..